Please, apply to us for a job. We offer interesting work related activities and sometimes a promotion. We have a great working culture, even the dumbest noob will get help, although we don’t hire them. They are either born here or result of a recent acquisition. Of course, you are expected to learn everything you need to know, even though you really don’t have any time for that during your work.

We are also diverse as fuck. There are people from all kinds of backgrounds, there are engineers and business majors, for example. And as you can see from these people profiles, even one attractive female dares to work here, although she just designs GUI’s and thinks of herself as a gamer since she plays Angry Birds on her phone. She’s also married and a lesbian.

We also offer competitive salary plus benefits which means we pay you what everybody else is paying and little less. We have a lovely working environment with minimum bureaucracy which is to say that there’s some of it and in any case more than we are prepared to admit.

Just check out these pictures of our founder and CEO in their luxury cars as a testament to how fun it is to work here and how successful you must become! Come on, lets draw these boxes on the white board and hand me those post-it notes!

On these points, we find it compelling for you to try and get our attention. You won’t probably get it, but who knows? Maybe if everybody else wanted to hire you as well. Yes, probably in that case. Otherwise… well there’s always someone who wins the lottery.